sexyseventhgrader:

a headline I wasnt prepared to read

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

unclefather:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

saint-of-all-sinners:

the moment I fell in love with Twelve

saint-of-all-sinners:

the moment I fell in love with Twelve

the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like
"Hey what are you…"
"Oh. OH! OKAY."
the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like
"Hey what are you…"
"Oh. OH! OKAY."
the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like
"Hey what are you…"
"Oh. OH! OKAY."
the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like
"Hey what are you…"
"Oh. OH! OKAY."
the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like
"Hey what are you…"
"Oh. OH! OKAY."
the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like
"Hey what are you…"
"Oh. OH! OKAY."
the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like
"Hey what are you…"
"Oh. OH! OKAY."
the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like
"Hey what are you…"
"Oh. OH! OKAY."

the-goddamazon:

roheartlessro:

Jay-z’s face is priceless lol!

LMFAO he looked surprise like

"Hey what are you…"

"Oh. OH! OKAY."

lizzywhimsy:

megcubed:

The average age in Boston in the early 1770s was 14. More than half the population of Boston was under 21 in the events leading up to the American Revolution.

It really puts everything into a completely different context, doesn’t it?

 #England: YOU DO YOUR CHORES LIKE I ASKED YOU #America: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM #*slams door* #England: OOOHH YOU’RE GONNA GET IT #America: EAT MY SHORTS (beggars-opera)

internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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